Step into 1983 Hawkins! Our Vintage Analog Horror Kids Shirt features all your favorite heroes in retro-distressed style. Ultra-soft cotton, USA sizing, and screen-printed nostalgia. Defend the upside down in comfort!
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Hawkins Heroes: Retro Static Graphic Kids T-Shirt – Soft Cotton Vintage Tee
Unearth the Ultimate 80s Adventure!
Transport your kids to the neon-drenched, walkie-talkie era of Hawkins, Indiana! Our Hawkins Heroes: Vintage Analog Horror Kids Shirt isn’t just apparel – it’s a time capsule celebrating every beloved character from the cult-classic 1980s sci-fi saga. Crafted for young explorers facing Demogorgons and mind-flayers, this tee blends retro storytelling with cutting-edge comfort.
Vintage Analog Horror Design Magic
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ALL-HERO TRIBUTE: Eleven, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, Max & Steve united in one iconic distressed graphic
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ANALOG AESTHETIC: Glitch-art textures mimic vintage CRT static with VHS tracking errors (100% unique screen printing)
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SECRET NARRATIVES: Hidden “Upside Down” symbols and 1983 easter eggs in the artwork
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DISTRESSED FINISH: Artfully faded prints that look authentically 40 years old – no two shirts are identical!
Premium Comfort for Monster Battles
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ULTRA-SOFT COTTON: 100% ring-spun organic cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) feels like broken-in vintage fabric
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KID-ARMOR TECHNOLOGY: Double-stitched seams withstand bike chases + reinforced collar resists stretching
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BREATHABLE SAFETY: Oeko-Tex certified dyes prevent skin irritation during interdimensional crises
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WASHED FOR SOFTNESS: Garment-dyed for that “found in Grandpa’s attic” coziness
True USA Sizing – No Dimension Hopping!
(Measurements in inches – lay flat on surface)
| Size | Age Range | Chest Width | Body Length | USA Equivalent |
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| S | 4-6 yrs | 14″ | 18″ | 4T-5T |
| M | 7-8 yrs | 15″ | 20″ | 6-7 |
| L | 9-10 yrs | 16″ | 22″ | 8-10 |
| XL | 11-13 yrs | 17″ | 24″ | 12-14 |
Pro Tip: For “oversized retro fit” order one size up!
Why DESAINS STORE Owns 80s Nostalgia
As America’s top-rated indie apparel curator since 2018, we specialize in authentic retro recreations. This Hawkins Heroes tee underwent 11 design iterations to achieve perfect analog horror vibes. Unlike mass-produced graphic tees, we use vintage screen-printing techniques where ink bonds with cotton fibers – ensuring your Demogorgon battles don’t fade after 50+ washes!
Parent Praise from Coast to Coast
“The distressed vintage feel had my son convinced it was from a 1983 time capsule! Softest kids’ tee we own.” – Jake T., Portland
“*Survived 3 months of skate parks + laundry days. Still looks like Eleven just teleported onto the fabric!*” – Sarah L., Hawkins, IN
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🛡️ Legal Guardian Disclaimer
*DESAINS STORE is an independent artist collective. Our Hawkins Heroes design pays tribute to 1980s sci-fi pop culture through original analog-horror artwork. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any television series, trademarks, or corporate entities. “Analog Horror” refers to a visual art style and is not a trademarked term.*
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| SIZE YOUTH | Extra Large 14-16 Years, Extra Small 4-5 Years Kids, Large 11-12 Years Kids, Medium 9-10 Years Kids, Small 7-8 Years Kids |
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| COLOR | BLACK, NAVY BLUE, RED, SPORT GREY, WHITE |
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Men’s T-Shirts (S–5XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 |
| 5XL | 62–64 | 35 |
Women’s T-Shirts (S–5XL)
| Size | Bust (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 32–34 | 26 |
| M | 34–36 | 27 |
| L | 36–38 | 28 |
| XL | 38–40 | 29 |
| 2XL | 42–44 | 30 |
| 3XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 4XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 5XL | 54–56 | 33 |
Men’s Tank Tops (S–3XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
Women’s Tank Tops (S–3XL)
| Size | Bust (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 32–34 | 26 |
| M | 34–36 | 27 |
| L | 36–38 | 28 |
| XL | 38–40 | 29 |
| 2XL | 42–44 | 30 |
| 3XL | 46–48 | 31 |
Unisex Hoodies (S–3XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 27 |
| M | 38–40 | 28 |
| L | 42–44 | 29 |
| XL | 46–48 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 32 |
Unisex Sweatshirts (S–3XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 27 |
| M | 38–40 | 28 |
| L | 42–44 | 29 |
| XL | 46–48 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 32 |
Kids T-Shirts (S–XL)
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26–28 | 20 |
| M | 28–30 | 21.5 |
| L | 30–32 | 23 |
| XL | 32–34 | 24.5 |
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