Step into 1983 Hawkins! Our Vintage Analog Horror Kids Shirt features all your favorite heroes in retro-distressed style. Ultra-soft cotton, USA sizing, and screen-printed nostalgia. Defend the upside down in comfort!

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Hawkins Heroes: Retro Static Graphic Kids T-Shirt – Soft Cotton Vintage Tee

Unearth the Ultimate 80s Adventure!

Transport your kids to the neon-drenched, walkie-talkie era of Hawkins, Indiana! Our Hawkins Heroes: Vintage Analog Horror Kids Shirt isn’t just apparel – it’s a time capsule celebrating every beloved character from the cult-classic 1980s sci-fi saga. Crafted for young explorers facing Demogorgons and mind-flayers, this tee blends retro storytelling with cutting-edge comfort.

Vintage Analog Horror Design Magic

  • ALL-HERO TRIBUTE: Eleven, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, Max & Steve united in one iconic distressed graphic

  • ANALOG AESTHETIC: Glitch-art textures mimic vintage CRT static with VHS tracking errors (100% unique screen printing)

  • SECRET NARRATIVES: Hidden “Upside Down” symbols and 1983 easter eggs in the artwork

  • DISTRESSED FINISH: Artfully faded prints that look authentically 40 years old – no two shirts are identical!

Premium Comfort for Monster Battles

  • ULTRA-SOFT COTTON: 100% ring-spun organic cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) feels like broken-in vintage fabric

  • KID-ARMOR TECHNOLOGY: Double-stitched seams withstand bike chases + reinforced collar resists stretching

  • BREATHABLE SAFETY: Oeko-Tex certified dyes prevent skin irritation during interdimensional crises

  • WASHED FOR SOFTNESS: Garment-dyed for that “found in Grandpa’s attic” coziness

True USA Sizing – No Dimension Hopping!
(Measurements in inches – lay flat on surface)

Size Age Range Chest Width Body Length USA Equivalent
S 4-6 yrs 14″ 18″ 4T-5T
M 7-8 yrs 15″ 20″ 6-7
L 9-10 yrs 16″ 22″ 8-10
XL 11-13 yrs 17″ 24″ 12-14

Pro Tip: For “oversized retro fit” order one size up!


Why DESAINS STORE Owns 80s Nostalgia

As America’s top-rated indie apparel curator since 2018, we specialize in authentic retro recreations. This Hawkins Heroes tee underwent 11 design iterations to achieve perfect analog horror vibes. Unlike mass-produced graphic tees, we use vintage screen-printing techniques where ink bonds with cotton fibers – ensuring your Demogorgon battles don’t fade after 50+ washes!


Parent Praise from Coast to Coast

The distressed vintage feel had my son convinced it was from a 1983 time capsule! Softest kids’ tee we own.” – Jake T., Portland
“*Survived 3 months of skate parks + laundry days. Still looks like Eleven just teleported onto the fabric!*” – Sarah L., Hawkins, IN


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🛡️ Legal Guardian Disclaimer
*DESAINS STORE is an independent artist collective. Our Hawkins Heroes design pays tribute to 1980s sci-fi pop culture through original analog-horror artwork. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any television series, trademarks, or corporate entities. “Analog Horror” refers to a visual art style and is not a trademarked term.*


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SIZE YOUTH

Extra Large 14-16 Years, Extra Small 4-5 Years Kids, Large 11-12 Years Kids, Medium 9-10 Years Kids, Small 7-8 Years Kids

COLOR

BLACK, NAVY BLUE, RED, SPORT GREY, WHITE

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DESAINS STORE – Size Guide

Men’s T-Shirt (S–5XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)Sleeve (in)Sleeve (cm)
S184628718.2521
M205129748.6322
L225630769.0023
XL246131799.3824
2XL266632819.7525
3XL2871338410.1326
4XL3076348610.5027
5XL3281358910.8828
Chest measured flat (pit-to-pit). Double for full circumference.
Women’s T-Shirt (S–5XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)Sleeve (in)Sleeve (cm)
S164126.25676.2516
M174326.75686.5017
L18.54727.25696.7517
XL19.55028717.2518
2XL225628.5727.5019
3XL246129747.7520
4XL266629.5758.0020
5XL287130768.2521
More tapered than men’s. For a relaxed/boyfriend look, size up.
Youth / Kids T-Shirt (S–XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)
S (6–8 yrs)153820.552
M (10–12 yrs)17432256
L (14–16 yrs)184623.560
XL (18–20 yrs)19482564
Unisex straight youth fit. If between sizes, choose the larger.
Men’s Tank Top (S–3XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)
S18462871
M20512974
L22563076
XL24613179
2XL26663281
3XL28713384
Slightly longer silhouette; shorter heights may prefer one size down.
Women’s Tank Top (S–3XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)
S14362666
M153826.567
L16412769
XL174327.570
2XL18462871
3XL194828.572
Armholes are slightly more open by design. Size up for extra coverage.
Unisex Hoodie (S–3XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)Sleeve (in)Sleeve (cm)
S205127693384
M225628713486
L246129743589
XL266630763691
2XL287131793794
3XL307632813897
Slight shrinkage with heat drying is normal. Prefer roomy? Size up.
Unisex Sweatshirt (S–3XL)
SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)Length (in)Length (cm)Sleeve (in)Sleeve (cm)
S205127693384
M225628713486
L246129743589
XL266630763691
2XL287131793794
3XL307632813897
Ribbed cuffs/hem give a closer feel. Size up if layering heavy tees.

How to measure (lay flat): Chest = pit-to-pit (one side). Length = shoulder seam to hem. Sleeve = shoulder seam to cuff. Cotton may shrink slightly after wash/dry.