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Get Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine – funny, heavy cotton tees made with 100% cotton. Shop DESAIN STORE online, with fast USPS shipping, secure PayPal payment, and a 30-day return guarantee. Men’s and women’s sizes S-5XL available.

SKU: 8737757135225 Category: Funny Graphic Tees Tags: funny, Halloween, Massacre Machine, Tees Funny Brand: Funny Apparel USA

Original price was: $28.00.Current price is: $23.00.

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Introducing Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine: Wear Your Humor!

Elevate Your Style with Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine

Get ready to add a dose of laughter to your wardrobe with Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine! These T-shirts, inspired by funny and quirky designs, are perfect for those who love to stand out and make a statement. Whether you’re at a party, lounging at home, or just out and about, these tees will have everyone around you in stitches.

Premium Quality Heavy Cotton Tee

Experience unmatched comfort and durability with our Heavy Cotton Tee. Made with medium fabric weighing 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) and consisting of 100% cotton, these T-shirts offer a soft feel and a perfect fit. Say goodbye to flimsy fabrics and hello to a tee that holds up wash after wash.

Made with 100% Cotton by DESAIN STORE

At DESAIN STORE, quality and ethics go hand in hand. Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine are made from 100% cotton, ensuring breathability and comfort throughout the day. We believe in supporting ethical practices, which is why our cotton is sourced responsibly, providing you with a product you can feel good about wearing.

Size Chart: Perfect Fit for Men and Women

Men’s Size Chart

Size	Width (in inches)	Length (in inches)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Women’s Size Chart

Size	Width (in inches)	Length (in inches)
S	17	25
M	19	26
L	21	27
XL	23	28
2XL	25	29
3XL	27	30
4XL	29	31
5XL	31	32

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Fast and Reliable USPS Shipping

Enjoy the convenience of fast and reliable shipping with USPS. Once you place your order, our team ensures it gets to you swiftly and securely. No more waiting around – get ready to showcase your new favorite T-shirt in no time!

Secure Payment with PayPal

Shopping for your Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine is easy and secure with PayPal. With just a few clicks, you can complete your purchase with peace of mind, knowing your payment information is protected. PayPal makes the checkout process seamless, so you can focus on the excitement of your new purchase.

Quick Production Time: 3-7 Working Days

We know you’re eager to wear your Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine, which is why we promise a production time of just 3-7 working days. Our efficient process ensures your order is handled with care and speed, so you can start enjoying your new tee as soon as possible.

Satisfaction Guaranteed: 30-Day Return Policy

Your satisfaction is our priority, and we stand by the quality of our products. If your order arrives damaged, we offer a 30-day return guarantee. Simply reach out to our customer service team, and we’ll make it right, ensuring you have a seamless shopping experience.

Don’t wait – bring home the laughter and style of Tee Shirts The Massacre Machine today!

Additional information

SIZE	2XL Mens Adult, 2XL Womens Adult, 3XL Mens Adult, 3XL Womens Adult, L Mens Adult, L Womens Adult, M Mens Adult, M Womens Adult, S Mens Adult, S Womens Adult, XL Mens Adult, XL Womens Adult
COLOR	BLACK, NAVY BLUE, ORANGE, RED, SPORT GREY, WHITE

Size Charts

DESAINS STORE – Size Guide

Men’s T-Shirt (S–5XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (in)	Sleeve (cm)
S	18	46	28	71	8.25	21
M	20	51	29	74	8.63	22
L	22	56	30	76	9.00	23
XL	24	61	31	79	9.38	24
2XL	26	66	32	81	9.75	25
3XL	28	71	33	84	10.13	26
4XL	30	76	34	86	10.50	27
5XL	32	81	35	89	10.88	28

Chest measured flat (pit-to-pit). Double for full circumference.

Women’s T-Shirt (S–5XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (in)	Sleeve (cm)
S	16	41	26.25	67	6.25	16
M	17	43	26.75	68	6.50	17
L	18.5	47	27.25	69	6.75	17
XL	19.5	50	28	71	7.25	18
2XL	22	56	28.5	72	7.50	19
3XL	24	61	29	74	7.75	20
4XL	26	66	29.5	75	8.00	20
5XL	28	71	30	76	8.25	21

More tapered than men’s. For a relaxed/boyfriend look, size up.

Youth / Kids T-Shirt (S–XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)
S (6–8 yrs)	15	38	20.5	52
M (10–12 yrs)	17	43	22	56
L (14–16 yrs)	18	46	23.5	60
XL (18–20 yrs)	19	48	25	64

Unisex straight youth fit. If between sizes, choose the larger.

Men’s Tank Top (S–3XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)
S	18	46	28	71
M	20	51	29	74
L	22	56	30	76
XL	24	61	31	79
2XL	26	66	32	81
3XL	28	71	33	84

Slightly longer silhouette; shorter heights may prefer one size down.

Women’s Tank Top (S–3XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)
S	14	36	26	66
M	15	38	26.5	67
L	16	41	27	69
XL	17	43	27.5	70
2XL	18	46	28	71
3XL	19	48	28.5	72

Armholes are slightly more open by design. Size up for extra coverage.

Unisex Hoodie (S–3XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (in)	Sleeve (cm)
S	20	51	27	69	33	84
M	22	56	28	71	34	86
L	24	61	29	74	35	89
XL	26	66	30	76	36	91
2XL	28	71	31	79	37	94
3XL	30	76	32	81	38	97

Slight shrinkage with heat drying is normal. Prefer roomy? Size up.

Unisex Sweatshirt (S–3XL)

Size	Chest (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (in)	Length (cm)	Sleeve (in)	Sleeve (cm)
S	20	51	27	69	33	84
M	22	56	28	71	34	86
L	24	61	29	74	35	89
XL	26	66	30	76	36	91
2XL	28	71	31	79	37	94
3XL	30	76	32	81	38	97

Ribbed cuffs/hem give a closer feel. Size up if layering heavy tees.

How to measure (lay flat): Chest = pit-to-pit (one side). Length = shoulder seam to hem. Sleeve = shoulder seam to cuff. Cotton may shrink slightly after wash/dry.

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