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Tired of people staring at your ribs? This long sleeve tee does the talking for you. Featuring a brightly colored neon skeleton holding its own eyeballs, it’s the perfect mix of creepy, colorful, and completely sarcastic.

My Eyes Are Up Here Skeleton Holding Eyeballs Long Sleeve| DESAINS STORE

Make eye contact a literal requirement with this sarcastic, neon-drenched skeleton long sleeve.

Why You’ll Love the “My Eyes Are Up Here” Skeleton Tee

Stop them in their tracks with a design that’s as witty as it is anatomical. The Funny Skeleton My Eyes Are Up Here Long Sleeve Tee takes a classic snarky phrase and gives it a literal, boney twist that is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor with a side of sass. Whether you’re heading to a casual hangout or just want to win the “best shirt” award at your next gathering, this piece balances a bold graphic aesthetic with a relaxed, everyday fit.

Why This Tee is a Must-Have:

  • Premium Print Quality: We use high-definition inks to ensure the skeleton graphic stays crisp and vibrant, wash after wash, without cracking or fading.

  • Ultimate Seasonal Versatility: Crafted from a breathable, mid-weight cotton blend, this long sleeve provides the perfect layer for chilly evenings or breezy autumn days.

  • A Conversation Starter: The “My Eyes Are Up Here” typography is strategically placed to ensure the punchline hits every time, making it an ideal gift for the person who has a dry sense of humor.

SIZE

2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL

COLOR

BLACK, NAVY BLUE, RED, SPORT GREY, WHITE

Product Type

Long Sleeve Tee

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Important SSN safety notice: Some U.S. buyers may be asked for an SSN or another identity detail by the authorized payment provider. Enter this information only inside the provider's official verification page. DESAINS support will never ask you to send your SSN, ID photo, card number, or password through email or chat.
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Common Questions

Why does the provider need my SSN or ID?

Financial payment providers may be required to verify a buyer's legal identity. The information requested can vary based on location, transaction details, and the provider's risk checks. KYC is a payment-provider check, not a DESAINS membership requirement.

Does DESAINS collect my SSN?

DESAINS does not ask you to enter an SSN in our order form or send one to our support team. If verification is required, it is completed inside the third-party provider's verification flow. Please review the provider's privacy notice before submitting sensitive information.

What if I do not want to complete KYC?

Do not submit information if you are uncomfortable. Return to the checkout payment options and select another available method, or contact us for help. Your unconfirmed order can remain pending until another payment method is completed.

Will verification affect my order or delivery?

Verification may delay payment confirmation, but it does not change the item you ordered or our fulfillment workflow. Production begins after payment is confirmed. If you were charged but did not receive confirmation, contact us with your order number and payment receipt— never include your SSN.

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Secure USDC Checkout

USDC only changes how your payment is processed—not your order, production, support, or shipping.

Your DESAINS order remains fully supported. Production starts after payment is confirmed, followed by email tracking.
Why KYC may appear Identity verification helps prevent fraud

Some U.S. payment providers may request an SSN or ID to verify certain buyers and prevent stolen-card or unauthorized payments.

Protect your information: Enter sensitive details only on the payment provider's official verification page. DESAINS will never request your SSN, ID, card number, or password through email or chat.
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2 Production
3 Tracking
Does DESAINS collect my SSN?

This DESAINS block does not collect your SSN. If verification is required, it is completed within the payment provider's own flow. Review its privacy notice before continuing.

What if I do not want to complete KYC?

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Charged but no order confirmation?

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